Cause I'm Neat, You Guys

Hebrew Bible Midterm Tomorrow: Study Guide

God: Hey... Abe?
Abraham: Hey wuts up?
God: Can you... do me a favor?
Abraham: totes, God. what do you need?
God: ummm.... can you kill your son?... Read More
Abraham: lol wut?
God: Jesus Christ this is awkward... ya know your son isaac?
Abraham: ...
God: if you could sacrifice him this weekend, that'd be great
Abraham: umm... k
God: sorry bout this, man
Abraham: It's ok, at least i still have this little extra bit of skin around my penis!
God: yeah... about that.
Abraham: lol wut?