Caleb and Dan Plan an Arson! pt. 1

Caleb: what did you do tonight
Dan: went to a show
Dan: hung out with aj
Caleb: bitchen
Caleb: is he comin here
Dan: he got into USC
Dan: so probably not
Caleb: dumb!
Dan: yeah
Caleb: he needs to think harder about that
Dan: im sad
Dan: he is
Caleb: like
Dan: he hasnt made his final decision
Caleb: about how you and i are here
Caleb: and not at fagtown USC
Dan: he's still weighing his options
Dan: LOL
Caleb: his options are UOP or no college ... i mean we can always burn down USC
Caleb: not a problem at all
Caleb: i've already done it before
Dan: well yeah
Dan: all we need is some matches
Dan: and cake
Dan: lots o cake
Caleb: and some flamable water
Dan: oil?
Dan: or Gatorade Propel?
Caleb: no like the H2O water just the "i catch on fire kind"
Dan: oh
Dan: where do we find that?
Caleb: dude i have heard three gun shots in the past five mins
Caleb: yay stockton!
Caleb: i think we google search it
Dan: k one sec
Caleb: k
Dan: OH FUCK
Dan: http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/chem99/chem99184.htm
Dan: oh wait
Dan: that's less exciting than I hoped
Caleb: haha
Dan: so
Dan: I was thinking
Dan: USC is kinda big
Caleb: and...
Dan: that means
Dan: that there's alot of area to cover
Dan: with fire
Dan: Ipso Facto, we need teams
Dan: and more importantly: Team Names
Caleb: hahahahahah!!!
Caleb: can we be on a team?
Dan: no
Dan: we are the team leaders
Caleb: o ok
Caleb: can aj be on my team?
Dan: I guess
Dan: Only if I can have an elk on my team
Caleb: fuck i didn't think you watned the elk
Caleb: k
Caleb: you get aj
Caleb: i'll take your mom
Dan: Score
Caleb: and show her a good time
Dan: ...
Caleb: then i'll pick the elk
Caleb: hahahahaha
Caleb: cna ya dig that?
Caleb: Step 2: Don't Talk about Arson Club
Dan: yes i can dig it
Caleb: sweet!